4: You Used to be Much More..."Muchier." You've Lost Your Muchness.

# 6: Alice in Wonderland


PG
2010
109 minutes

I'm pretty sure I've gone entirely bonkers! Wait, maybe it was the heavily drug influenced movie... hold on, that was a Disney movie? So, here's this over imaginative girl who lets everyone walk all over her. She has been promised to a ridiculously repulsive man and is convinced to not tell her sister that her husband is cheating on her. The only reason she has become so brave is that she thinks she's dreaming. Suddenly everything is insane and borderline corrupt. Almost everything talks and she's no longer the strange one. What I'm still baffled about is her strange refusal to be the hero. Alice already thinks nothing can hurt her, so why is it what she won't kill the jabberwocky? If you want to confuse your mind and maybe think you've done some serious drugs, this is the PG-rated movie for you.